I bet the media have already bought popcorn!

Over the weekend there was quite a bit of coverage about Alan Milburn's forthcoming report on social mobility, which was commissioned by Gordon Brown. According to the press the report will slate the Labour Government's "decade of failure".

I was thus amused to discover that the Government's press machine has been sending out a "not for publication" reminder for the press conference.

As if the press are going to forget a press conference where Alan Milburn will follow his kindred Newcastle United fans in a rendition of "we're shit and we know we are!"

Hope Alan wear's the new away kit.